Tuesday, November 1, 2011

City of the Living Dead


In this Lucio Fulci film, also called The Gates of Hell, we find a tough reporter and a troubled psychic teaming up to answer some very common questions: Why are the dead walking this world, and how can they be stopped?

The why is simple. A priest has hung himself in the cemetery, thus opening the gates of Hell. This explains why zombies now stalk the town, displaying powers that might make a vampire jealous. But stopping these fiends is a bit more complicated. The gates of Hell must be closed before All Saint's Day. Or is it before the end of All Saints Day? Does it matter? Apparently not. I don't believe anyone involved with this picture had a good grasp on time.

And that goes double for the psychic. When I said she was troubled, I didn't mean that she had a few concerns. Her part in all this begins when she dies, is buried, and returns to life. Now that's a timing issue. Fortunately, our reporter is there, and he hears her screams from below the earth. His rescue attempt nearly puts her back in the grave, but I don't want to give away too much.

If you are fortunate enough to see an unedited version, you'll find quite a surprising bit of gore in this 1980 Italian film. The effects are fairly well produced. In one scene, a young actress works with actual sheep entrails. She's either quite stouthearted, or perhaps just not a very picky eater.

There are two endings to this film. Neither one makes a good deal of sense, but both teach some important lessons. For one thing, you should always get clear instructions when undertaking important tasks like shutting Hell's gates. For another, when you're on a strict deadline, you might want to wear a good watch.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Lisa and the Devil



This 1974 film comes with a warning: Make sure you see the original.

Someone felt that a Mario Bava horror flick would not do well in America. So, the work was re-edited, turned into an uninspired Exorcist spin off, and renamed The House of Exorcism. I'd like to think Americans don't really enjoy poorly acted train wrecks that depend on four letter words for shock value.

The original cut is one of those films the true horror historian must see. Telly Savalas appears to be playing himself, complete with trademark lollipops. He even tosses off a line about giving up cigarettes--the real reason behind his sweet habit. Elke Sommer takes on a role that is nothing like her character from A Shot in the Dark.

Without spoiling anyone's fun, I'll say that nothing comes between a real automotive aficionado and his transportation of choice. This scene alone is worth the viewer's time. In fact, you might want to back up and hit it again.

Those who are too curious can follow up the original film with a peek at the re-edit for comparison. The new ending on Satan's Airlines is amusing, but on the whole, the American version is a horror in it's own right




Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Another Year


Has it been another year already?


We shall never forget you here, old friend.


Rest Well.